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Satire

This is satire. Nothing on this page happened.

So What Exactly Is This ‘Luxury’ of Yours?

Oct 29, 2026

The unpaid editorial department

The industry has issued a statement. Nobody requested one. A person was recently seen wearing something they already owned.

An emergency panel agreed that the garment remained a garment. Consultants are investigating how this might affect next season.

The wearer declined to comment. They were apparently busy wearing the jacket.

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